Yes, *that* bluegrasskitty.
Part-time writer of things you should be ashamed to read. Full-time wood nymph.
Anti-pants, pro-gaming.
Autistic/Anxious/Pan/Agender
🏳️🌈 Merry Pride! 🏳️🌈
💕18+ Only Please 💕
Donations not necessary, but definitely welcome. (I’m kind of saving up to get a tablet so I can try drawing some stuff to go with some of my stories. 👍)
yeah lemme scan this qr code to a site i don’t know with who knows what kinda trackers so i can see what kinda burgers you got, hell no give me a physical goddamn menu loser
The tailors at Colonial Williamsburg made a suit for their cat
The best part is that they were inspired by a diary entry from 1775, written by a 12 year old tailor’s apprentice who had been left unsupervised all day and decided to make a suit for a cat. Here’s a link to the blog post about it, but I’ll just paste the whole diary entry here:
“I had been at work about two months when Christmas came on – and here I must relate a little anecdote. The principal [the tailor] and his lady were invited to a party among their friends…while it devolved on me to stay at home and keep house. There was nothing left me in charge to do, only to take care of the house. There was a large cat that generally lay about the fire. In order to try my mechanical powers, I concluded to make a suit of clothing for puss, and for my purpose gathered some scraps of cloth that lay about the shop-board, and went to work as hard as I could. Late in the evening I got my suit of clothes finished; I caught the cat, put on the whole suit – coat, vest, and small-clothes [breeches] – buttoned all on tight, and set down my cat to inspect the fit.
“Unfortunately for me there was a hole through the floor close to the fireplace, just large enough for the cat to pass down; after making some efforts to get rid of the clothes, and failing, pussy descended through the hole and disappeared; the floor was tight and the house underpinned with brick, so there was no chance of pursuit. I consoled myself with a hope that the cat would extricate itself from its incumbrance, but not so; night came and I had made on a good fire and seated myself for some two or three hours after dark, when who should make their appearance but my master and mistress and two young men, all in good humor, with two or three bottles of rum. After all were seated around the fire, who should appear amongst us but the cat in his uniform. I was struck speechless, the secret was out and had no chance of concealing; the cat was caught, the whole work inspected and the question asked, is this your day’s work? I was obliged to answer in the affirmative; I would then have been willing to take a good whipping, and let it stop there, but no, to complete my mortification the clothes were carefully taken off the cat and hung up in the shop for the inspection of all customers that came in.”
“I was hoping they’d beat me and forget about it but to my horror they stuck my work up on the fridge”
what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.
This is like one of those riddle-of-the-Sphinx loopholes, like “I can only be defeated by a younger brother who is first born of his family” and this clown rolls up like “BUDDY, HAVE I GOT A STORY FOR YOU…”
Absolutely evil beyond words. When asked about the murder of Nex Benedict here is how the state’s senator responds, calling them filth that needs to be kept out of the state, while audience member’s cheer.
These monsters not only don’t care that a child was murdered because of their hatred, they outright celebrate it. Christian’s are soulless monsters, when are we gonna get the chance to vote to strip their right to exist away from them, like they do to us? Why do we allow these hate filled cultists to have power in the government and spread their murderous hatred.
This is why the school never called an ambulance for Nex instead just suspending them, this is why the coroner and police are currently trying to cover up the murder, because the whole goddamn system is working exactly as they intended, accomplishing their goals of murdering us and getting away with it.
I’d like to also bring up that Oklahoma is a state that technically is supposed to be Native land but supreme court ruling (it’s all Native land actually) and is in no way a “Christian” State, this is colonizer rhetoric, despite Oklahoma being Native land, white colonizer law makers still use colonialism to force Christianity on its residents, esp Native people. Nex was Two-Spirit, a murdered Two-Spirit child, these white law makers still have a strangle hold on Oklahoma, stripping Native people of their legal rights, and support and cheer on the murder of Native children.
The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.
Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude
Sometimes, love means creating a reason & reward for your partner going through an agoraphobia flare up to actually leave the house.
Husband has not left the house since last week. He even canceled VA appointments & has skipped the gym.😮💨
So I spent three hours this morning wistfully sighing & pouting over our favorite Chinese food place in town and how very, very long it’s been since we’ve had any.
His primary love language is acts of service, you see. I had to give him a carrot to chase to get him out of his head.
So now he’s on his way. 👌 On his own accord. Driving 20 minutes down the road to procure noms.
& when he gets home, he’ll get cheering from the kiddos (they loooooove fried rice), smooches from me, & all the sesame chicken/crab rangoon he can handle.
